Established 2023
Gossip, Advice, Jokes
Explore the jokes column and other gossip in The Umpire. Click on a title in the table below to read the article and view it in the context of the page.
| title | author | newspaper | year | month | day | tags |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| "Local Squibs" | The Umpire | 1913 | March | 26 | gossip, baseball | |
| "Benevolence" | The Umpire | 1913 | March | 26 | gossip, baseball | |
| "Ninth Block Plasterers" | The Umpire | 1913 | March | 26 | gossip, baseball | |
| "A Few Pointers" | The Umpire | 1913 | March | 26 | sports, baseball, gossip, advice | |
| "Local Squibs" | The Umpire | 1913 | April | 2 | gossip | |
| "Gathered in Passing" | The Umpire | 1913 | April | 2 | gossip, advice | |
| "The Pain Killer" | The Umpire | 1913 | April | 2 | gossip, baseball | |
| "Worry" | The Umpire | 1913 | April | 9 | gossip, advice, proverb | |
| "Local Squibs" | The Umpire | 1913 | April | 9 | gossip, ESP League, baseball | |
| "The Honest Man" | The Umpire | 1913 | April | 9 | proverbs, gossip, joke, riddle | |
| "No Title" | The Umpire | 1913 | April | 9 | gossip | |
| "No Title" | The Umpire | 1913 | April | 16 | gossip, baseball, ESP League | |
| "No Title" | The Umpire | 1913 | April | 16 | gossip | |
| "Information" | The Umpire | 1913 | April | 16 | gossip | |
| "A Few Local Squibs" | The Umpire | 1913 | April | 16 | gossip, event, ESP League, baseball | |
| "No Title" | The Umpire | 1913 | April | 23 | gossip, jokes | |
| "No Title" | The Umpire | 1913 | April | 23 | gossip | |
| "Notice" | The Umpire | 1913 | April | 23 | baseball, gossip | |
| "No Title" | The Umpire | 1913 | April | 30 | baseball, advice, gossip, proverbs | |
| "Untitled" | Rocky | The Umpire | 1913 | 5 | 14 | gossip, joke |
| "Some Local Pick-Ups" | Jingles | The Umpire | 1913 | 6 | 4 | gossip, opinion, ESP news |
| "Untitled" | Unknown | The Umpire | 1913 | 7 | 9 | gossip |
| "Untitled" | Unknown | The Umpire | 1913 | 8 | 13 | gossip, ESP League |
| ""It Isn't Right"" | Unknown | The Umpire | 1913 | 9 | 10 | gossip, release, |
| "Local Pick-Ups" | Unknown | The Umpire | 1913 | 9 | 10 | gossip, inside joke, baseball |
| "Untitled" | Unknown | The Umpire | 1913 | 4 | 9 | gossip, ESP League, baseball |
| "Talked About" | Unknown | The Umpire | 1913 | 11 | 5 | gossip, prison news, baseball, prison, criminality |
| "Things Talked About" | Mitch | The Umpire | 1913 | 12 | 3 | gossip, prison, prison reform |
| "Inside Jingles" | Unknown | The Umpire | 1916 | 10 | 25 | gossip, inside joke |
| "Inside Jingles" | Unknown | The Umpire | 1916 | 11 | 1 | gossip, inside joke |
| "Inside Jingles" | Unknown | The Umpire | 1916 | 11 | 8 | gossip, inside joke |
| "Quips And Jests" | Unknown | The Umpire | 1916 | 12 | 27 | gossip, prison, inside joke, ESP news |
| "Going the Rounds" | Unknown | The Umpire | 1917 | 1 | 24 | gossip, ESP news |
| "Going the Rounds" | Unknown | The Umpire | 1917 | 1 | 31 | gossip, ESP news, inside joke |
| "Going the Rounds" | Unknown | The Umpire | 1917 | 2 | 21 | gossip, inside joke, printing |
| "Let's All Be Glad" | Unknown | The Umpire | 1918 | 5 | 1 | gossip, war, joke |
| "Untitled" | Unknown | The Umpire | 1918 | 8 | 14 | gossip, filler |
| "Untitled" | Unknown | The Umpire | 1918 | 9 | 18 | gossip |
| "As She Is Spoken" | The Umpire | 1913 | March | 19 | joke | |
| "Political Puzzle" | The Umpire | 1913 | March | 19 | joke | |
| "Some Aspirants for Cabinet Positions" | The Umpire | 1913 | March | 19 | politics, joke | |
| "The Reconstructed Giants" | The Umpire | 1913 | March | 19 | joke, sports, baseball | |
| "Pointed Puns" | The Umpire | 1913 | March | 26 | joke | |
| "A Necessary Question" | The Umpire | 1913 | March | 26 | joke | |
| "Pointed Puns" | The Umpire | 1913 | April | 2 | joke | |
| "Our Stenographer" | The Umpire | 1913 | April | 2 | poem, joke | |
| "Bill's Luck" | The Umpire | 1913 | April | 2 | joke, poem | |
| "Pointed Puns" | The Umpire | 1913 | April | 9 | joke | |
| "A Dream" | Jingles | The Umpire | 1913 | April | 9 | joke |
| "No Title" | The Umpire | 1913 | April | 23 | joke | |
| "No Title" | The Umpire | 1913 | April | 23 | baseball, joke | |
| "Overlooked by an Overseer" | The Umpire | 1913 | April | 23 | joke | |
| "Untitled" | Unknown | The Umpire | 1913 | 4 | 23 | joke, filler |
| "Untitled" | Unknown | The Umpire | 1913 | 4 | 23 | joke, filler |
| "Overlooked by an Overseer" | Unknown | The Umpire | 1913 | 4 | 23 | joke |
| "Conundrums" | Unknown | The Umpire | 1913 | 4 | 30 | joke, riddle |
| "$5,000.00 Reward: Contest for Prisoners Only" | Unknown | The Umpire | 1913 | 5 | 7 | joke, raffles |
| "Consolation Prize" | Rocky | The Umpire | 1913 | 5 | 7 | joke, raffles |
| "Raffles Eludes Pursuers" | Rocky | The Umpire | 1913 | 5 | 14 | joke, raffles |
| "Untitled" | Unknown | The Umpire | 1913 | 5 | 14 | joke, filler |
| "The Plot Thickens" | Mitch | The Umpire | 1913 | 5 | 28 | joke, raffles |
| "Untitled" | Unknown | The Umpire | 1913 | 6 | 4 | joke, The Umpire |
| "The Plot Thickens" | Rocky | The Umpire | 1913 | 6 | 4 | joke, raffles |
| "Untitled" | Unknown | The Umpire | 1913 | 6 | 11 | joke |
| "Said To Be Funny" | B-6491 | The Umpire | 1913 | 6 | 18 | joke |
| "Cartoon" | J.P.C. | The Umpire | 1913 | 3 | 26 | joke, cartoon |
| "Pointed Puns" | Unknown | The Umpire | 1913 | 3 | 26 | joke |
| "A Necessary Question" | Cleveland Leader | The Umpire | 1913 | 3 | 26 | joke |
| "Said To Be Funny" | Unknown | The Umpire | 1913 | 6 | 25 | joke, racist, inside joke, gossip |
| "Found" | H.F.M. | The Umpire | 1913 | 6 | 25 | joke, prison |
| "Fire Crackers" | Unknown | The Umpire | 1913 | 7 | 2 | joke |
| "Belief in Signs" | Unknown | The Umpire | 1913 | 3 | 26 | joke, racist, opinion |
| "Said To Be Funny" | Unknown | The Umpire | 1913 | 7 | 9 | joke |
| "Untitled" | Unknown | The Umpire | 1913 | 7 | 9 | joke |
| "New Commandments" | B-6290 | The Umpire | 1913 | 7 | 16 | joke |
| "Said To Be Funny" | B-6290 | The Umpire | 1913 | 7 | 16 | joke |
| "Band Couldn't Hit" | Bill | The Umpire | 1913 | 7 | 23 | joke, minstrelsy, inside joke, The Umpire |
| "Said To Be Funny" | Unknown | The Umpire | 1913 | 8 | 6 | joke, inside joke, |
| "Said To Be Funny" | Unknown | The Umpire | 1913 | 8 | 13 | joke |
| "Said To Be Funny" | Unknown | The Umpire | 1913 | 8 | 20 | joke, inside joke, racist, |
| "Said To Be Funny" | Unknown | The Umpire | 1913 | 8 | 27 | joke, racist, inside joke |
| "Untitled" | Unknown | The Umpire | 1913 | 8 | 27 | joke |
| "Said To Be Funny" | Unknown | The Umpire | 1913 | 9 | 3 | joke |
| "Said To Be Funny" | Unknown | The Umpire | 1913 | 9 | 10 | joke, racist, inside joke |
| "Untitled" | Unknown | The Umpire | 1913 | 9 | 17 | joke |
| "Untitled" | Unknown | The Umpire | 1913 | 9 | 17 | joke |
| "Untitled" | Unknown | The Umpire | 1913 | 9 | 17 | joke |
| "Untitled" | Unknown | The Umpire | 1913 | 9 | 17 | joke, proverb |
| "Said To Be Funny" | Unknown | The Umpire | 1913 | 9 | 17 | joke, racist, inside joke |
| "Untitled" | Unknown | The Umpire | 1913 | 9 | 24 | joke, filler |
| "Said To Be Funny" | Unknown | The Umpire | 1913 | 9 | 24 | joke, inside joke |
| "Untitled" | Unknown | The Umpire | 1913 | 10 | 1 | joke |
| "Said To Be Funny" | Unknown | The Umpire | 1913 | 10 | 1 | joke, racist, inside joke |
| "Said To Be Funny" | Unknown | The Umpire | 1913 | 10 | 8 | joke, inside joke |
| "Planting Hair" | Pliny | The Umpire | 1913 | 10 | 8 | joke |
| "Said To Be Funny" | Unknown | The Umpire | 1913 | 10 | 15 | joke, racist, inside joke |
| "Pointed Puns" | Unknown | The Umpire | 1913 | 4 | 9 | joke |
| "Merikanlangwidj" | Unknown | The Umpire | 1913 | 10 | 22 | joke |
| "Said To Be Funny" | Unknown | The Umpire | 1913 | 10 | 22 | joke, racist, inside joke |
| "As She is Spoken" | Unknown | The Umpire | 1913 | 3 | 19 | joke |
| "Said To Be Funny" | Unknown | The Umpire | 1913 | 10 | 29 | joke, inside joke, |
| "Said To Be Funny" | Unknown | The Umpire | 1913 | 11 | 5 | joke, inside joke, |
| "Effervescences" | Jingles | The Umpire | 1913 | 11 | 12 | joke, riddle |
| "Said To Be Funny" | Unknown | The Umpire | 1913 | 11 | 12 | joke, inside joke |
| "Riddles" | Unknown | The Umpire | 1913 | 4 | 16 | joke |
| "Effervescences" | Jingles | The Umpire | 1913 | 11 | 19 | joke, poetry |
| "Said To Be Funny" | Unknown | The Umpire | 1913 | 11 | 19 | joke, inside joke, racist |
| "Entrees" | Unknown | The Umpire | 1913 | 11 | 26 | joke, inside joke, racist |
| "Cure for Tale-Bearing" | B-6594 | The Umpire | 1913 | 12 | 3 | joke, advice |
| "Said To Be Funny" | Unknown | The Umpire | 1913 | 12 | 3 | joke, inside joke |
| "Said To Be Funny" | Unknown | The Umpire | 1913 | 12 | 10 | joke |
| "Said To Be Funny" | Unknown | The Umpire | 1913 | 12 | 17 | joke |
| "Said To Be Funny" | Unknown | The Umpire | 1913 | 12 | 24 | joke |
| "Said To Be Funny" | Unknown | The Umpire | 1913 | 12 | 31 | joke, racist, inside joke |
| "Some Aspirants for Cabinet Positions" | Unknown | The Umpire | 1913 | 3 | 19 | joke, politics |
| "In Lighter Vein" | Unknown | The Umpire | 1916 | 2 | 2 | joke |
| "In Lighter Vein" | Unknown | The Umpire | 1916 | 2 | 9 | joke |
| "In Lighter Vein" | Unknown | The Umpire | 1916 | 2 | 16 | joke |
| "In Lighter Vein" | Unknown | The Umpire | 1916 | 2 | 23 | joke |
| "In Lighter Vein" | Unknown | The Umpire | 1916 | 3 | 1 | joke |
| "In Lighter Vein" | Unknown | The Umpire | 1916 | 3 | 8 | joke |
| "In Lighter Vein" | Unknown | The Umpire | 1916 | 3 | 15 | joke |
| "In Lighter Vein" | Unknown | The Umpire | 1916 | 3 | 22 | joke |
| "In Lighter Vein" | Unknown | The Umpire | 1916 | 3 | 29 | joke |
| "In Lighter Vein" | Unknown | The Umpire | 1916 | 4 | 5 | joke |
| "In Lighter Vein" | Unknown | The Umpire | 1916 | 4 | 12 | joke |
| "Getting Wise" | Unknown | The Umpire | 1916 | 4 | 26 | joke, printing |
| "Borrowed Mirth" | Unknown | The Umpire | 1916 | 4 | 26 | joke |
| "Borrowed Mirth" | Unknown | The Umpire | 1916 | 5 | 3 | joke |
| "Borrowed Mirth" | Unknown | The Umpire | 1916 | 5 | 10 | joke |
| "Borrowed Mirth" | Unknown | The Umpire | 1916 | 5 | 17 | joke |
| "Borrowed Mirth" | Unknown | The Umpire | 1916 | 5 | 24 | joke |
| "Borrowed Mirth" | Unknown | The Umpire | 1916 | 5 | 31 | joke |
| "Borrowed Mirth" | Unknown | The Umpire | 1916 | 6 | 7 | joke |
| "Borrowed Mirth" | Unknown | The Umpire | 1916 | 6 | 14 | joke |
| "Inverted Values" | New York Sun | The Umpire | 1916 | 6 | 21 | joke, poetry |
| "Borrowed Mirth" | Unknown | The Umpire | 1916 | 6 | 21 | joke |
| "Borrowed Mirth" | Unknown | The Umpire | 1916 | 6 | 28 | joke |
| "Borrowed Mirth" | Unknown | The Umpire | 1916 | 7 | 5 | joke |
| "Borrowed Mirth" | Unknown | The Umpire | 1916 | 7 | 12 | joke |
| "Borrowed Mirth" | Unknown | The Umpire | 1916 | 7 | 19 | joke |
| "Borrowed Mirth" | Unknown | The Umpire | 1916 | 7 | 26 | joke |
| "Borrowed Mirth" | Unknown | The Umpire | 1916 | 8 | 2 | joke |
| "Borrowed Mirth" | Unknown | The Umpire | 1916 | 8 | 9 | joke |
| "Borrowed Mirth" | Unknown | The Umpire | 1916 | 8 | 16 | joke |
| "Borrowed Mirth" | Unknown | The Umpire | 1916 | 8 | 23 | joke |
| "Borrowed Mirth" | Unknown | The Umpire | 1916 | 8 | 30 | joke |
| "Borrowed Mirth" | Unknown | The Umpire | 1916 | 9 | 6 | joke |
| "Borrowed Mirth" | Unknown | The Umpire | 1916 | 9 | 16 | joke |
| "Borrowed Mirth" | Unknown | The Umpire | 1916 | 9 | 20 | joke |
| "Borrowed Mirth" | Unknown | The Umpire | 1916 | 9 | 27 | joke |
| "Borrowed Mirth" | Unknown | The Umpire | 1916 | 10 | 4 | joke |
| "Borrowed Mirth" | Unknown | The Umpire | 1916 | 10 | 11 | joke |
| "Borrowed Mirth" | Unknown | The Umpire | 1916 | 10 | 18 | joke |
| "Borrowed Mirth" | Unknown | The Umpire | 1916 | 10 | 25 | joke |
| "Borrowed Mirth" | Unknown | The Umpire | 1916 | 11 | 1 | joke |
| "Borrowed Mirth" | Unknown | The Umpire | 1916 | 11 | 8 | joke |
| "Borrowed Mirth" | Unknown | The Umpire | 1916 | 11 | 15 | joke |
| "Borrowed Mirth" | Unknown | The Umpire | 1916 | 11 | 22 | joke |
| "Borrowed Mirth" | Unknown | The Umpire | 1916 | 11 | 29 | joke |
| "Borrowed Mirth" | Unknown | The Umpire | 1916 | 12 | 6 | joke |
| "Borrowed Mirth" | Unknown | The Umpire | 1916 | 12 | 13 | joke |
| "In Lighter Vein" | Unknown | The Umpire | 1916 | 1 | 5 | joke |
| "He Got the Raise" | Unknown | The Umpire | 1916 | 1 | 12 | joke |
| "In Lighter Vein" | Unknown | The Umpire | 1916 | 1 | 12 | joke |
| "A Cosmopolitan Country" | Unknown | The Umpire | 1916 | 1 | 19 | joke |
| "In Lighter Vein" | Unknown | The Umpire | 1916 | 1 | 19 | joke |
| "In Lighter Vein" | Unknown | The Umpire | 1916 | 1 | 26 | joke, racist |
| "Advice Never Before Heard" | Unknown | The Umpire | 1917 | 3 | 14 | joke |
| "Let's All Be Glad" | Unknown | The Umpire | 1918 | 4 | 24 | joke, inside joke, gossip, ESP news, poetry |
| "Let's All Be Glad" | Unknown | The Umpire | 1918 | 5 | 15 | joke, gossip |
| "The Twenty-Third Psalm As Revised By The Kaiser" | The Committee on Public Information | The Umpire | 1918 | 5 | 29 | joke, war |
| "Let's All Be Glad" | Unknown | The Umpire | 1918 | 5 | 29 | joke, inside joke, gossip, ESP news, |
| "Let's All Be Glad" | Unknown | The Umpire | 1918 | 6 | 19 | joke, gossip |
| "Let's All Be Glad" | Unknown | The Umpire | 1918 | 7 | 10 | joke, inside joke, gossip |
| "Untitled" | Unknown | The Umpire | 1918 | 7 | 24 | joke, filler |
| "Let's All Be Glad" | Unknown | The Umpire | 1918 | 7 | 31 | joke, inside joke, war |
| "It Don't Pay" | Unknown | The Umpire | 1918 | 7 | 31 | joke, crime |
| "Let's All be Glad" | Unknown | The Umpire | 1918 | 8 | 28 | joke, inside joke, proverb |
| "Latest Spy Note" | The Umpire | 1918 | 9 | 4 | joke, war | |
| "Untitled" | Unknown | The Umpire | 1918 | 9 | 4 | joke |
| "Let's All Be Glad" | Unknown | The Umpire | 1918 | 9 | 4 | joke, proverb |
| "Hits or Fouls?" | Unknown | The Umpire | 1918 | 9 | 11 | joke, gossip, inside joke, proverb |
| "Hits or Fouls" | Unknown | The Umpire | 1918 | 9 | 18 | joke, inside joke, gossip |
| "Hits or Fouls" | Unknown | The Umpire | 1918 | 10 | 2 | joke, proverb, war |
| "Hits or Fouls" | Unknown | The Umpire | 1918 | 10 | 9 | joke, poetry, inside joke |
| "Untitled" | Unknown | The Umpire | 1918 | 10 | 16 | joke, war |
| "Untitled" | Unknown | The Umpire | 1918 | 10 | 16 | joke |
| "Hits or Fouls" | Unknown | The Umpire | 1918 | 10 | 16 | joke, inside joke |
| "Hits or Fouls" | Unknown | The Umpire | 1918 | 10 | 23 | joke, inside joke |
| "Hits or Fouls" | Unknown | The Umpire | 1918 | 10 | 30 | joke, inside joke |
| "Hits or Fouls" | Unknown | The Umpire | 1918 | 11 | 6 | joke, inside joke, racist |
| "Hits or Fouls" | Unknown | The Umpire | 1918 | 11 | 20 | joke |
| "His Widow" | Unknown | The Umpire | 1918 | 12 | 18 | joke, filler |
| "Untitled" | Unknown | The Umpire | 1918 | 12 | 18 | joke, filler |
| "The Coupon Fiend" | Unknown | The Umpire | 1918 | 12 | 18 | joke |
| "No Hurry" | Unknown | The Umpire | 1918 | 12 | 18 | joke |
| "Doubtful" | Unknown | The Umpire | 1918 | 12 | 18 | joke |
| "Untitled" | Unknown | The Umpire | 1918 | 12 | 18 | joke |
| "Said To Be Funny" | Unknown | The Umpire | 1913 | 7 | 30 | jokes, inside jokes |
| "Pointed Puns" | Unknown | The Umpire | 1913 | 4 | 2 | jokes |
| "Rules for Health" | The Umpire | 1913 | March | 19 | advice | |
| "A Few Friendly Suggestions" | The Umpire | 1913 | March | 19 | advice, ESP League, sports, baseball | |
| "No Title" | The Umpire | 1913 | March | 26 | sports, baseball, advice | |
| "Belief in Signs" | The Umpire | 1913 | March | 26 | advice | |
| "Attention" | The Umpire | 1913 | April | 2 | baseball, sports, advice, ESP League | |
| "No Title" | The Umpire | 1913 | April | 2 | advice | |
| "Some Don'ts for Umpires" | The Umpire | 1913 | April | 2 | advice | |
| "Politeness" | The Umpire | 1913 | April | 16 | advice | |
| "Rules for Health" | Unknown | The Umpire | 1913 | 3 | 19 | advice, jokes |
| "Untitled" | Unknown | The Umpire | 1913 | 5 | 7 | advice, inside joke, ESP news, opinion, lecture, education |
| "Untitled" | Unknown | The Umpire | 1913 | 5 | 21 | advice |
| "Procrastination" | Pliny | The Umpire | 1913 | 6 | 11 | advice |
| "Mother" | Unknown | The Umpire | 1913 | 6 | 11 | advice, mothers |
| "Unknown" | Unknown | The Umpire | 1913 | 6 | 18 | advice |
| "Untitled" | Unknown | The Umpire | 1913 | 6 | 18 | advice, filler |
| "Untitled" | Unknown | The Umpire | 1913 | 6 | 25 | advice |
| "A Man and Work" | Hubbard, Elbert | The Umpire | 1913 | 6 | 25 | advice |
| "Untitled" | Unknown | The Umpire | 1913 | 6 | 25 | advice |
| "Benevolence" | Unknown | The Umpire | 1913 | 3 | 26 | advice, ESP League |
| "Untitled" | Unknown | The Umpire | 1913 | 7 | 2 | advice |
| "Untitled" | Cottingham, Walter H.; Disraeli; Unknown | The Umpire | 1913 | 7 | 2 | advice, proverb |
| "A Few Pointers" | Unknown | The Umpire | 1913 | 3 | 26 | advice, ESP news, ESP League |
| "Attention" | Unknown | The Umpire | 1913 | 4 | 2 | advice, ESP League |
| "Kind Words" | B-6594 | The Umpire | 1913 | 7 | 23 | advice |
| "Don't Be A Quitter" | Kaufman, Herbert | The Umpire | 1913 | 7 | 30 | advice |
| "Some Hubbardisms" | Unknown | The Umpire | 1913 | 8 | 13 | advice |
| "Stick to Water" | Pliny | The Umpire | 1913 | 8 | 13 | advice, alcohol |
| "Epigrams" | Unknown | The Umpire | 1913 | 8 | 20 | advice, proverb |
| "Forward" | B-6594 | The Umpire | 1913 | 8 | 27 | advice |
| "Some Don'ts for Umpires" | Unknown | The Umpire | 1913 | 4 | 2 | advice, ESP League, baseball |
| "Knowledge" | B-6594 | The Umpire | 1913 | 9 | 10 | advice, reading |
| "How to Write a Letter: A Few General Instructions For the One Who Don't Know How (CONTINUED FROM LAST WEEK)" | Mitch | The Umpire | 1913 | 9 | 10 | advice, instructions, education, letterwriting |
| "Talent and Tact" | B-6594 | The Umpire | 1913 | 9 | 17 | advice |
| "Untitled" | Unknown | The Umpire | 1913 | 9 | 24 | advice, proverb, joke, prison, reading |
| "Moments Really Lived" | B-6594 | The Umpire | 1913 | 9 | 24 | advice |
| "Moral Truisms" | B-6594 | The Umpire | 1913 | 9 | 24 | advice, proverb |
| "Where and When to Joke" | B-6594 | The Umpire | 1913 | 10 | 1 | advice |
| "Moral Essays" | B-6594 | The Umpire | 1913 | 10 | 1 | advice |
| "Controlling Our Thoughts" | B-6594 | The Umpire | 1913 | 10 | 8 | advice, |
| "Our Conscience" | B-6594 | The Umpire | 1913 | 10 | 15 | advice |
| "Our Character" | B-6594 | The Umpire | 1913 | 10 | 22 | advice |
| "The Virtuous Mind" | B-6594 | The Umpire | 1913 | 10 | 29 | advice |
| "Live in Peace" | B-6594 | The Umpire | 1913 | 11 | 5 | advice |
| "Fault-Finding" | B-6594 | The Umpire | 1913 | 11 | 12 | advice |
| "Telling Lies" | B-6594 | The Umpire | 1913 | 11 | 19 | advice |
| "Politeness" | Mason, Walt | The Umpire | 1913 | 4 | 16 | advice, proverb |
| "Ingratitude" | B-6594 | The Umpire | 1913 | 11 | 26 | advice |
| "The Truth" | B-6594 | The Umpire | 1913 | 12 | 3 | advice |
| "Treatment of the Hair: Medical Man Says Plenty of Air and Persistent Massage Will Overcome Baldness" | Unknown | The Umpire | 1913 | 12 | 10 | advice, health, instructions |
| "Untitled" | Unknown | The Umpire | 1913 | 12 | 10 | advice |
| "No Use for Mollycoddles" | Unknown | The Umpire | 1913 | 12 | 10 | advice, opinion, masculinity |
| "Good Manners" | B-6594 | The Umpire | 1913 | 12 | 10 | advice |
| "Contentment" | B-6594 | The Umpire | 1913 | 12 | 17 | advice |
| "The Turning Point: The New Year" | B-6594 | The Umpire | 1913 | 12 | 31 | advice |
| "New Year Resolutions" | Unknown | The Umpire | 1913 | 12 | 31 | advice, prison |
| "Our Efforts For Others" | Unknown | The Umpire | 1916 | 2 | 2 | advice |
| "Clear Away Misunderstandings" | Unknown | The Umpire | 1916 | 2 | 2 | advice |
| "Conscience And The Man" | Unknown | The Umpire | 1916 | 2 | 9 | advice |
| "Those Who Try Again" | Unknown | The Umpire | 1916 | 2 | 16 | advice |
| "Give It A Trial" | Unknown | The Umpire | 1916 | 2 | 16 | advice |
| "The Test of Character" | Unknown | The Umpire | 1916 | 3 | 1 | advice, gratitude |
| "Just Going On" | Unknown | The Umpire | 1916 | 3 | 1 | advice |
| "As A Man Thinketh" | Unknown | The Umpire | 1916 | 3 | 8 | advice |
| "Face Your Troubles" | Unknown | The Umpire | 1916 | 3 | 8 | advice |
| "True Decision Of Character" | Unknown | The Umpire | 1916 | 3 | 15 | advice |
| "The Man With A Smile" | Unknown | The Umpire | 1916 | 3 | 15 | advice, proverb |
| "Untitled" | Unknown | The Umpire | 1916 | 3 | 15 | advice |
| "Is It Your Fault" | Unknown | The Umpire | 1916 | 3 | 22 | advice |
| "Flaw-Seeing Eyes" | Unknown | The Umpire | 1916 | 3 | 29 | advice, criticism |
| "Untitled" | The Castle | The Umpire | 1916 | 3 | 29 | advice, opinion |
| "Just Begin Again" | Unknown | The Umpire | 1916 | 4 | 12 | advice |
| "Untitled" | The Note Book | The Umpire | 1916 | 4 | 12 | advice, filler |
| "Be Willing To Try" | Unknown | The Umpire | 1916 | 4 | 19 | advice, |
| "You Will Be Glad" | B-6861 | The Umpire | 1916 | 4 | 19 | advice |
| "Kindness of Silence" | Unknown | The Umpire | 1916 | 4 | 26 | advice |
| "A Thought For Today" | B-7819 | The Umpire | 1916 | 4 | 26 | advice |
| "Keep The Mind At Work" | Unknown | The Umpire | 1916 | 5 | 3 | advice, editorial |
| "Untitled" | Unknown | The Umpire | 1916 | 5 | 3 | advice, filler |
| "The Value Of Time" | Unknown | The Umpire | 1916 | 5 | 10 | advice |
| "Live Wire Thoughts" | The Prison Observer | The Umpire | 1916 | 5 | 17 | advice, proverbs |
| "Habit" | Unknown | The Umpire | 1916 | 5 | 24 | advice |
| ""The Turning Point"" | B-8140 | The Umpire | 1916 | 5 | 24 | advice |
| "Untitled" | Unknown | The Umpire | 1916 | 5 | 31 | advice, filler |
| "Forget And Pass On" | Unknown | The Umpire | 1916 | 6 | 14 | advice |
| "Sidestep The Doubter" | Unknown | The Umpire | 1916 | 6 | 14 | advice |
| "Concentrate Your Thoughts" | Unknown | The Umpire | 1916 | 6 | 14 | advice |
| "Are You Keeping In Step" | Unknown | The Umpire | 1916 | 6 | 21 | advice |
| "Make An Effort Now" | Unknown | The Umpire | 1916 | 6 | 21 | advice |
| "The Power Within" | Unknown | The Umpire | 1916 | 6 | 28 | advice, education |
| "Untitled" | Unknown | The Umpire | 1916 | 6 | 28 | advice, filler |
| "Looking Beyond" | Unknown | The Umpire | 1916 | 7 | 5 | advice |
| "Sparks" | Unknown | The Umpire | 1916 | 7 | 5 | advice, proverb |
| "Do Something To Attain Results" | Unknown | The Umpire | 1916 | 7 | 12 | advice |
| "Have The Right Spirit" | B-7401 | The Umpire | 1916 | 7 | 12 | advice |
| "Untitled" | Unknown | The Umpire | 1916 | 7 | 12 | advice |
| "Untitled" | Unknown | The Umpire | 1916 | 7 | 19 | advice, filler |
| "Think Success And Win" | Unknown | The Umpire | 1916 | 7 | 26 | advice |
| "Have Faith - Sail On!" | Unknown | The Umpire | 1916 | 7 | 26 | advice |
| "Wise In His Own Conceit" | Unknown | The Umpire | 1916 | 8 | 2 | advice |
| "Remorse And Repentance" | Unknown | The Umpire | 1916 | 8 | 9 | advice, The New Way |
| "What To Do With A Bad Temper" | Selected | The Umpire | 1916 | 8 | 16 | advice |
| "Untitled" | Unknown | The Umpire | 1916 | 8 | 23 | advice |
| "Worry A Poison" | Unknown | The Umpire | 1916 | 8 | 30 | advice |
| "Every-Day Optimism" | Unknown | The Umpire | 1916 | 9 | 16 | advice, optimism |
| "Turn Everything To Advantage" | Knapp, Annie Miller | The Umpire | 1916 | 9 | 16 | advice |
| "If We Could Go Back" | Philadelphia Ledger | The Umpire | 1916 | 9 | 20 | advice |
| "Hope Is Never Wasted" | Selected | The Umpire | 1916 | 9 | 27 | advice, hope |
| "Too Late" | Crane, Frank (Dr.) | The Umpire | 1916 | 9 | 27 | advice, hope |
| "Are You Looking Ahead?" | Cromie, W.J. | The Umpire | 1916 | 10 | 4 | advice |
| "Rebuilding To Attain" | Unknown | The Umpire | 1916 | 10 | 11 | advice, opinion |
| "Untitled" | Unknown | The Umpire | 1916 | 10 | 11 | advice, filler |
| "Our Dual Nature" | Unknown | The Umpire | 1916 | 10 | 18 | advice, opinion |
| "Untitled" | Unknown | The Umpire | 1916 | 11 | 1 | advice |
| "Untitled" | Unknown | The Umpire | 1916 | 11 | 1 | advice |
| "Take Your Own Measure" | Unknown | The Umpire | 1916 | 11 | 8 | advice |
| "The Foundation Of Character" | Unknown | The Umpire | 1916 | 11 | 15 | advice, opinion |
| "Self-Discipline" | Unknown | The Umpire | 1916 | 11 | 22 | advice |
| "Make Yourself A Man" | Ex | The Umpire | 1916 | 11 | 22 | advice |
| "Untitled" | Unknown | The Umpire | 1916 | 12 | 6 | advice, filler |
| "Uplift for Others" | Unknown | The Umpire | 1916 | 1 | 5 | advice |
| "What We Love Is Ours" | Miller, Charles Grant | The Umpire | 1916 | 1 | 5 | advice, proverb |
| "Bread Cast Upon The Waters" | Unknown | The Umpire | 1916 | 1 | 5 | advice, proverb |
| "Under-Rating" | The Castle | The Umpire | 1916 | 1 | 5 | advice |
| "Govern Yourself" | New Era | The Umpire | 1916 | 1 | 5 | advice |
| "Bearing Our Burdens Cheerfully" | Unknown | The Umpire | 1916 | 1 | 12 | advice |
| "Friendship" | The Castle | The Umpire | 1916 | 1 | 12 | advice, friendship, charity |
| "Untitled" | Fenelon | The Umpire | 1916 | 1 | 12 | advice, proverb, filler |
| "A Fable of Aesop" | Unknown | The Umpire | 1916 | 1 | 12 | advice |
| "Etiquette" | Sherlock, Chelsa | The Umpire | 1916 | 1 | 12 | advice, proverb |
| "We Reap What We Sow" | Unknown | The Umpire | 1916 | 1 | 19 | advice |
| "Of All Sad Words - Too Late" | Unknown | The Umpire | 1916 | 1 | 19 | advice, forgiveness |
| "Perseverance" | Unknown | The Umpire | 1916 | 1 | 19 | advice |
| "Simple Life is Best" | Unknown | The Umpire | 1916 | 1 | 26 | advice |
| "Untitled" | Unknown | The Umpire | 1916 | 1 | 26 | advice |
| "Cultivate Will Control" | Unknown | The Umpire | 1917 | 1 | 10 | advice, New Way, penal pres |
| "Untitled - Wealth" | Unknown | The Umpire | 1917 | 1 | 10 | advice, filler |
| "The Theory of Letting Go" | B-7413 | The Umpire | 1917 | 1 | 17 | advice, editorial |
| "A Message" | Tapley, Rose E. | The Umpire | 1917 | 1 | 17 | advice, letter |
| "Untitled - Slander" | Unknown | The Umpire | 1917 | 1 | 17 | advice, filler |
| "Try Deep Breathing" | Unknown | The Umpire | 1917 | 1 | 24 | advice |
| "Acquire Knowledge" | Unknown | The Umpire | 1917 | 1 | 31 | advice |
| "Thoroughness" | Unknown | The Umpire | 1917 | 2 | 7 | advice |
| "Easing Our Burdens" | Unknown | The Umpire | 1917 | 2 | 28 | advice, opinion |
| "Meeting the Parole Board" | B-7685 | The Umpire | 1917 | 3 | 14 | advice, parole, prison |
| "Get Close" | Adams, George Mathew | The Umpire | 1917 | 3 | 21 | advice |
| "Air Castles" | B-7274 | The Umpire | 1917 | 3 | 28 | advice, editorial |
| "Our Good Intentions" | Unknown | The Umpire | 1917 | 4 | 4 | advice |
| "Far From the Maddening Crowd" | Unknown | The Umpire | 1917 | 4 | 4 | advice |
| "Forgetting the Past" | Unknown | The Umpire | 1917 | 4 | 11 | advice |
| "As to Right Thinking" | Unknown | The Umpire | 1917 | 5 | 9 | advice |
| "Useless Argument" | Unknown | The Umpire | 1917 | 5 | 9 | advice |
| "Get Acquainted With Yourself" | Unknown | The Umpire | 1917 | 5 | 16 | advice |
| "Patriotic Advice" | Unknown | The Umpire | 1917 | 5 | 23 | advice |
| "Self-Consciousness" | Unknown | The Umpire | 1917 | 5 | 30 | advice |
| "Worry Destroys Happiness" | Unknown | The Umpire | 1917 | 6 | 6 | advice, worry |
| "To Improve One's Work" | Unknown | The Umpire | 1917 | 6 | 6 | advice |
| "Practical Philosophy of Life" | Unknown | The Umpire | 1917 | 6 | 20 | advice |
| "Inspiration" | Ford Times | The Umpire | 1917 | 6 | 20 | advice |
| "The Price You Pay" | Unknown | The Umpire | 1917 | 6 | 27 | advice |
| "Thoughts Worth Remembering" | The Uplift | The Umpire | 1917 | 6 | 27 | advice, The Uplift |
| "It Is Better to Forgive" | Unknown | The Umpire | 1917 | 7 | 11 | advice, forgiveness |
| "The Grumbler" | Unknown | The Umpire | 1917 | 7 | 18 | advice |
| "Think Well of Mankind" | Hume | The Umpire | 1917 | 7 | 18 | advice |
| "How to Meet Middle Age" | Unknown | The Umpire | 1917 | 7 | 25 | advice |
| "As You See It" | Unknown | The Umpire | 1917 | 8 | 1 | advice |
| "What Rules You?" | Unknown | The Umpire | 1917 | 8 | 1 | advice |
| "Cheerfulness" | Unknown | The Umpire | 1917 | 8 | 1 | advice |
| "Untitled - Cleanliness" | A-8432 | The Umpire | 1917 | 8 | 22 | advice |
| "As a Man Thinketh" | Unknown | The Umpire | 1917 | 9 | 5 | advice |
| "The Power Within" | Unknown | The Umpire | 1917 | 9 | 12 | advice |
| "An Undesirable Habit" | Unknown | The Umpire | 1917 | 9 | 19 | advice |
| "Success Won By Repeated Efforts" | Unknown | The Umpire | 1917 | 10 | 3 | advice |
| "As to Happiness" | Unknown | The Umpire | 1917 | 10 | 3 | advice |
| "Management The Key of Success" | Unknown | The Umpire | 1917 | 10 | 10 | advice |
| "Believes in Courtesy" | Unknown | The Umpire | 1917 | 10 | 10 | advice |
| "The Aimless Man" | Unknown | The Umpire | 1917 | 10 | 10 | advice |
| "Look on the Sunny Side" | Unknown | The Umpire | 1917 | 10 | 10 | advice |
| "Merit, Not Luck That Won" | Unknown | The Umpire | 1917 | 10 | 17 | advice, luck |
| "A Cheering Word Needed" | Unknown | The Umpire | 1917 | 10 | 17 | advice, opinion |
| "Not Ours Until We Live It" | Jordan, David Starr | The Umpire | 1917 | 10 | 17 | advice, opinion |
| "The Spirit of Overcoming" | Unknown | The Umpire | 1917 | 10 | 24 | advice |
| "Power" | Hubbard, Elbert | The Umpire | 1917 | 10 | 24 | advice |
| "You Must Help Yourself" | Nautilus | The Umpire | 1917 | 10 | 24 | advice |
| "The Smile of Welcome" | Unknown | The Umpire | 1917 | 10 | 31 | advice |
| "Rules for Success" | Unknown | The Umpire | 1917 | 10 | 31 | advice |
| "A Formula of Success" | Unknown | The Umpire | 1917 | 11 | 7 | advice |
| "Make Your Opportunities Count" | Unknown | The Umpire | 1917 | 11 | 7 | advice |
| "If I Were Twenty-One" | Unknown | The Umpire | 1917 | 11 | 28 | advice, education, reading |
| "Carry This Creed in Mind" | Unknown | The Umpire | 1917 | 12 | 5 | advice |
| "Man Counts For Little" | Cram, Ralph Adams | The Umpire | 1917 | 12 | 5 | advice |
| "The Unconquerable" | Crane, Frank (Dr.) | The Umpire | 1917 | 12 | 12 | advice |
| "How Do You Spend Your Time" | Unknown | The Umpire | 1917 | 12 | 12 | advice, employment |
| "Learn From Everyone" | Unknown | The Umpire | 1917 | 12 | 19 | advice |
| ""Keep On Keeping On"" | The Outlook | The Umpire | 1917 | 12 | 19 | advice, The Outlook |
| "Having Ears To Hear" | Unknown | The Umpire | 1918 | 1 | 2 | advice |
| "The Little Things That Win" | Unknown | The Umpire | 1918 | 1 | 9 | advice |
| "Drive Out Worry" | Unknown | The Umpire | 1918 | 1 | 16 | advice, worry |
| "The Light Within" | Unknown | The Umpire | 1918 | 1 | 23 | advice |
| "Keep On Trying" | Unknown | The Umpire | 1918 | 1 | 30 | advice |
| "Untitled" | Unknown | The Umpire | 1918 | 1 | 30 | advice, filler |
| "Keep On Forging Ahead" | Unknown | The Umpire | 1918 | 2 | 6 | advice |
| "The Habit of Deferring Things" | Unknown | The Umpire | 1918 | 2 | 20 | advice |
| "Unfailing Confidence Essential" | Unknown | The Umpire | 1918 | 3 | 6 | advice |
| "You'll Win If You Try" | Unknown | The Umpire | 1918 | 3 | 13 | advice |
| "Slipshod Work Degrading" | Unknown | The Umpire | 1918 | 3 | 13 | advice |
| "Give Help Where Needed" | Unknown | The Umpire | 1918 | 3 | 20 | advice |
| "By Your Own Efforts" | Unknown | The Umpire | 1918 | 3 | 27 | advice |
| "The Will To Keep Moving" | Unknown | The Umpire | 1918 | 4 | 10 | advice |
| "What Of The Hour" | Unknown | The Umpire | 1918 | 4 | 17 | advice |
| "Who Works?" | Unknown | The Umpire | 1918 | 4 | 24 | advice |
| "General Foch- And Us" | Unknown | The Umpire | 1918 | 5 | 1 | advice, confidence |
| "Good Intentions" | Unknown | The Umpire | 1918 | 5 | 29 | advice, temptation |
| "Pardoned" | Unknown | The Umpire | 1918 | 6 | 26 | advice, pardon |
| "Opportunity" | Unknown | The Umpire | 1918 | 7 | 24 | advice, editorial, opportunity |
| "Lest We Forget" | B-7401 | The Umpire | 1918 | 8 | 14 | advice |
| "Detraction" | B-9080 | The Umpire | 1918 | 8 | 28 | advice |
| "Blue or Rose?" | Unknown | The Umpire | 1918 | 9 | 11 | advice |
| "From the Neck Up" | Unknown | The Umpire | 1918 | 10 | 2 | advice |
| "The Wrong Way" | Ex | The Umpire | 1918 | 10 | 2 | advice |
| "Untitled" | Unknown | The Umpire | 1918 | 10 | 30 | advice |
| "Opportunities" | B-8000 | The Umpire | 1918 | 11 | 20 | advice, education, lecture, ESP news |
| "Why We Should Think Only of Things Worth Remembering" | The Umpire | 1918 | 11 | 20 | advice | |
| "Not Less Than 212 Deg." | Unknown | The Umpire | 1918 | 11 | 27 | advice |
| "What is Real Victory?" | Unknown | The Umpire | 1918 | 11 | 27 | advice |
| "If You Want to Sleep Well" | Unknown | The Umpire | 1918 | 12 | 4 | advice |
| "Be a Real Man" | Unknown | The Umpire | 1918 | 12 | 11 | advice |
| "Elusive Happiness" | Unknown | The Umpire | 1918 | 12 | 11 | advice |
| "Idleness" | Ohio Penitentiary News | The Umpire | 1918 | 12 | 11 | advice, penal press, Ohio Penitentiary News |
| "Half a Point Wrong" | Ex | The Umpire | 1918 | 12 | 18 | advice |
| "Untitled" | Brooks, Phillips | The Umpire | 1918 | 12 | 25 | advice |
