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• Editor: B2331
• Newspaper: The Umpire volume 2
• Page Number: 3
• Date: March 19 1913
• Tags:
• joke
• sports
• baseball

The Reconstructed Giants.

The dramatis personae of the New York Giants for 1913, now that Thorpe is one of them, has been presented as follows :

Little-Chief-not-afraid-of-the-Umpires

—MecGraw.

Chew-in-the-Face—Doyle. Big-Six-Not-Afraid-of-Tinker— Math- ewson. ‘ Heap-Much-Squaw-Man—Marquard. Red-Fire-on-the-Head—Murray. Chin-in-the-Air—Fletcher. All-Time-Chew-Rag—Herzog. Big-Balloon-Never-Go-Up—Robinson. Chain-on-the-Foot-—MecCormick. Hit-and-Pitch-in-Pinch—Crandall. Hole-in-the-Glove—Snodgrass. Sun-in-the-Face—Devore. No-More-Bone-in-Head—Merkle. Man-Need- Healv Big-Wampum—Wil- son. All-Time-Skin-Bear-Alive—Tesreau. Brave-With-Tomahawk-in-Face— Wiltse. Always-No-Luck—Ames. Little Pappoose— Hennessy. Crazy-Like-Fox—Faust. Man-Hates-Squaw-Notes—Schaffer. John T. Meyers, Esq., and James Thorpe, Esq.,—All-American battery. —Exchange.