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• Editor: B2331
• Newspaper: The Umpire volume 2
• Page Number: 3
• Date: March 19 1913
• Tags:
• advice

Rules for Health.

Avoid drinking stuff from bottles be- fore you have looked at the labels.

Refrain from working in coal mines where there are likely to be accumula- tions of fire-damp.

When the elevator is crowded wait for the next car.

Skate only where you know the ice to be thick.

Wait for the car to stop, even if in so doing you waste three-quarters of a sec- ond of your valuable time.

If the man who calls you a liar is big and brawny, treat him with silent con- tempt.

When you see a crowd of people run- ning madly in one direction, turn and go the other way.

Shun jails. unsanitary.

They are likely to be very

Don’t be afraid of wearing out the bath tub. Thin people should always vacate the tub before removing the stop- per, otherwise disaster will follow.