• Author:
• Editor: B2331
• Newspaper: The Umpire volume 2
• Page Number: 2
• Date: April 9 1913
• Tags:
• gossip
• advice
• proverb

WORRY

If you realized just what Worry is, you would stop using it in your business. For Worry is the name given by the Devil, to his choicest brand of smelling

salts; and the more you get into the habit |

of using them the more you come to know what Hell is really like. Here’s an an- tidote for worry—

Smile, Smile, Smile—Smile!

For where Smiles are, Worry ig not. Worry is just plain poison. most treacherous of poisons, for it not only eats into the finest powers of your mind and life, but it spreads and radiates like a contagious disease. Worry. can do no harm in the atmosphere of cheer, great faith, hope—Work.

Work, Work, Work—Work.

How useless Worry is—how foolish! Realize but this and you will very soon banish it, and forever abhor it. Can you think of a single instance where Worry rendered you a service? Well then, get rid of it.

Smile, Smile, Smile—Smile!

Worry never did and never will bring |

' Plasterers and Ninth to be on their met- It never earned a cent

anything to pass.

and it never helped a human being. But

if you keep busy, if you are continually

seeking to render some service, you will

never have time nor inclination to Worry. Work Work, Work—Work.

A lot of fellows in here, are always kicking to the doctor about losing weight—Yes, they are weighed in the balance and found wanting.

We are glad to report that the players on all the league teams, are abiding by their manager’s demands to refrain from drinking and late hours.

A great many of the men in prison would make very poor sharp-shooters their aim in life is so bad.

It is the|

~THE UMPIRE

They say life is a game of give and

have preferred the latter.

All things come to those who wait, thought the batter, as the umpire called four balls,

————— ——— You cannot expect a man who has been convicted ten times to believe in luck.

Andy, of the Bake House, is certain- ly doing some great back-stop work for the Library.

They’re off !

We understand that Overseer Hickey is very fond of peanuts.

Managers should warn their catchers about holding the third strike this year. If he drops it, he’ll have to play it to first base to put the batter out.