• Author: Unknown
• Editor: B-2331
• Newspaper: The Umpire volume 2
• Page Number:
• Date: 4 16 1913
• Tags:
• joke

RIDDLESIf a bee could stand on its hind legs what blessing would it invoke ?A bee-attitude. ------"What do you expect at a hotel ? Inn-attention.What is the difference between a guest at a Christmas party and a cannibal ?One enjoys himself, and the other enjoys other people.------If a biscuit is a soda cracker, what isan ice pick?A water cracker.Why is a hotel waiter like a race horse? Because he runs for the plate.------Why is a watch like a river?Because it doesn't run long without winding