• Author: Unknown
• Editor: B-7413
• Newspaper: The Umpire volume 5
• Page Number:
• Date: 11 1 1916
• Tags:
• poetry

A PERFECT MAN

“There is a man who never drinks Nor smokes, nor chews, nor swears; Who never gambles, never flirts, And shuns all sinful snares— He’s paralyzed!

“There is a man who never does A thing that is not right; His wife can tell just where he is At morning, noon and night— He’s dead!”